Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Wait...What?

It has resurfaced in news again that scientists (researchers at UC of B) are another "step closer"
to inventing invisibility- or a metamaterial that bends light/emits a wavelength that humans can't see. This will be a key weapon to use to defeat the Predator when he comes back from the dead, and to get you out of a bind when you get stuck in Hogwart's study hall.

"This is not 1968. And the invasion of Czechoslovakia, where Russia can threaten a neighbor, occupy a capital, and overthrow a government, and get away with it. Things have changed." - Condoleezza Rice always manages to look so honest after she has convinced herself that what she is going to say to the press is the truth - it's always more believable when she wears those power suits in bold colors too.

The U.S.A. women's gymnastics team lost to China by 2 points thanks to Alicia Sacramone. She totally ruined her chances of a future Claritin (Shannon Miller) endorsement for placing U.S. in the silver zone. Alicia should've spent less time tanning and more time in the gym. At least Michael Phelps won all of those GOLD medals and Spain's basketball team did this:



Suck it China - Team America and Spain!


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