Tuesday, August 19, 2008

NYC Crazies

Spotted: The Reverse Stair Descender
Location: The 4-5 Fulton Street Stop downtown Manhattan
Defining Characteristics: Beard, Glasses, Fingerless Black Gloves
Behavior: Walking down the stairs backwards while covering his eyes for added difficulty
Famous Phrases:
"Cut her vagina hole"
"Cut off his penis"
"Break your legs"
"Double fuck your asshole"

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