Wednesday, February 10, 2010

NYC Crazies

Spotted: Larry Alexander Himself
Location: Downtown A-train
Behavior: Sitting in the seat adjacent to you, leaning forward every now and then to divulge secrets of the past.
Defining Characteristics: Glassy-eyed concerned stare into nowhere, urine stained slacks, properly folded hands in lap, heavy week old whiskey breath, greets you with Happy Holidays (post-holidays)
Reveal of the day: "Phyllis Lawrence" (pause) "She killed herself" (pause) "Behind Larry Alexander" (pause) "A man."